Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves. -J. B. Priestley

It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over. -Edna St. Vincent Millay

People are morons. I don't have any other explanation. I really don't.
-Joss Whedon

No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats -- approximately 1.5 billion Chinese couldn't care less. -Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom

I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.
-Mother Teresa of Calcutta

Maturity is knowing that just because someone disagrees with you doesn't mean he's a horse's ass. -Harry S Truman

Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide. -Napoleon Bonaparte

If I had all the money I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink. -Stanshall Vivian

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. -Qur'an

You can't make a person love you...you can only stalk them and hope for the best.
-Anonymous