Nunquam lamiae morde me dice. - Never say 'bite me' to a vampire. -Anonymous

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?"
-Brady's First Law of Problem Solving

No matter what a man's past may have been, his future is spotless.
-John R. Rice

On the way back, they sang a number of tuneful and reflective songs on the subjects of peace, justice, morality, culture, sport, family life, and the obliteration of all other life forms.
-Douglas Adams

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it.
-Leo C. Rosten

I take a simple view of living. It is keep your eyes open and get on with it.
-Sir Laurence Olivier

Question: Why does God allow evil in the world?
Sri Ramakrishna: To thicken the plot.
-Sri Ramakrishna

Oderint, dum metuant. -- Let them hate, so long as they fear.
-Accius

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. -Henry Brooks Adams

Truth, justice, honor... none of thats worth shit What matters is people, & people arent honest, just or honorable Theyre petty & theyre angry & theyre afraid, & all anyone really wants, deep down, is to be wanted, & what's truth to that?
-M. Clark