The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. -George S. Patton

The willing, Destiny guides them; the unwilling, Destiny drags them. -Seneca the Younger

You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal. –Anonymous

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. -Bill Watterson

Among life's perpetually charming questions is whether the truly evil do more harm than the self-righteous and wrong. -Jon Margolis

If the whole world depends on today's youth, I can't see the world lasting another 100 years. –Socrates