It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain

If the whole world depends on today's youth, I can't see the world lasting another 100 years. –Socrates

On the way back, they sang a number of tuneful and reflective songs on the subjects of peace, justice, morality, culture, sport, family life, and the obliteration of all other life forms.
-Douglas Adams

No matter what a man's past may have been, his future is spotless.
-John R. Rice

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?"
-Brady's First Law of Problem Solving

Nunquam lamiae morde me dice. - Never say 'bite me' to a vampire. -Anonymous

Committee- a group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
-Fred Allen

"Did I do anything wrong today, or has the world always been like this and I've been too wrapped up in myself to notice?" –Douglas Adams