Destiny is as destiny does. If you believe you have no control, then you have no control. -Wess Roberts

A man who is a master of patience is master of everything else.
-George Savile, Marquis of Halifax

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it.
-Leo C. Rosten

I take a simple view of living. It is keep your eyes open and get on with it.
-Sir Laurence Olivier

Question: Why does God allow evil in the world?
Sri Ramakrishna: To thicken the plot.
-Sri Ramakrishna

Among life's perpetually charming questions is whether the truly evil do more harm than the self-righteous and wrong. -Jon Margolis

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. -Bill Watterson

You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal. –Anonymous

The willing, Destiny guides them; the unwilling, Destiny drags them. -Seneca the Younger

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. -George S. Patton