If I had all the money I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink. -Stanshall Vivian

Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide. -Napoleon Bonaparte

Maturity is knowing that just because someone disagrees with you doesn't mean he's a horse's ass. -Harry S Truman

I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.
-Mother Teresa of Calcutta

Think where man's glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends.
-William Butler Yeats

Try as much as possible to be wholly alive, with all your might, and when you laugh, laugh like hell, and when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough.
-William Saroyan

Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum. -- Screw you and the horse you rode in on.
-Anonymous

The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring in nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
-Mark Twain

THE DOCTOR: Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.
-Doctor Who

A man gazing on the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles on the road. -Alexander Smith