TEACHER: Explain Newton's First Law of Motion in your own words.
CALVIN: Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz.
-Bill Watterson

To go against the dominant thinking of your friends, of most of the people you see every day, is perhaps the most difficult act of heroism you can have. -T.H. White

He who has a strong enough why to live for, can bear almost any how.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

Nothing makes us so lonely as our secrets. -Paul Tournier

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
-Mark Twain

No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats -- approximately 1.5 billion Chinese couldn't care less. -Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom