I take a simple view of living. It is keep your eyes open and get on with it.
-Sir Laurence Olivier

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it.
-Leo C. Rosten

On the way back, they sang a number of tuneful and reflective songs on the subjects of peace, justice, morality, culture, sport, family life, and the obliteration of all other life forms.
-Douglas Adams

No matter what a man's past may have been, his future is spotless.
-John R. Rice

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?"
-Brady's First Law of Problem Solving

Nunquam lamiae morde me dice. - Never say 'bite me' to a vampire. -Anonymous

Committee- a group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
-Fred Allen

"Did I do anything wrong today, or has the world always been like this and I've been too wrapped up in myself to notice?" –Douglas Adams

Destiny is as destiny does. If you believe you have no control, then you have no control. -Wess Roberts

A man who is a master of patience is master of everything else.
-George Savile, Marquis of Halifax