Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
-Mark Twain

Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum. -- Screw you and the horse you rode in on.
-Anonymous

Try as much as possible to be wholly alive, with all your might, and when you laugh, laugh like hell, and when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough.
-William Saroyan

Think where man's glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends.
-William Butler Yeats

A man learns to skate by staggering about making a fool of himself; indeed, he progresses in all things by making a fool of himself.
-George Bernard Shaw

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them. -Evelyn Waugh

You can't make a person love you...you can only stalk them and hope for the best.
-Anonymous

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. -Qur'an

If I had all the money I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink. -Stanshall Vivian

Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide. -Napoleon Bonaparte