What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.-Dave Barry

The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don't have to pay taxes - naturally, nobody wants to live any other way.-Judith Martin, a.k.a. Miss Manners

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.-Sean O'Casey

M: The weirdest thing happened to me
C: Was it a dream where ur standing in sort of sungod robes on a pyramid & there were 100s of naked women screaming & throwing little pickles at u?
M: No...
C: Y m I the only 1 who has that dream?
Neal Israel

“Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.” – Unknown.

“Illiterate? Write for help!” – Anonymous.

“It’s a control freak thing. I wouldn’t let you understand.” – S.H. Underwood.

“Analysing humour is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.” – E.B. White.

“Home sweet home is far from this dump.”

“When I get the urge to clean, I lay down until it passes.”