"A university professor set an examination question in which he asked the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A to a student who answered: 'I don't know and I don't care.'" - Richard Pratt

Friends are those who bail you out of jail. BEST friends are those that are sitting next to you saying, 'Damn! That was fun!'

"I'm not into working out. My philosophy [is]: No pain, no pain."
Carol Leifer

"Man has made use of his intelligence, he invented stupidity."
Remy De Gourmant

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."

“Now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.”
- Voltair on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan

I have PMS and a gun. EXCUSE ME. You were saying?

It's been lovely, but I have to SCREAM now.

"No overexerting yourself. This means keeping the things you do at a bare minimum. Oh, don’t whine—yes, you can still do the laundry! Gods, but you’re obsessive."

God did not create men and women equal...don't worry; give him time, and he'll evolve