Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

"All bow your heads for the man's prayer:
I'm a man, but I can change.
If I have to.
I guess." - Red Green show, weekly, PBS

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

Suicide is a way of telling God: 'You can't fire me, I QUIT!

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.

My goal in life is to hurt you, severely. Come here...

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.