When life gives you lemons find somone who's life is giving them vodka and have a party!

Be yourself.......

would you rather be hated for who you ARE, or loved for you you're NOT?

Love: the irrisistable desire to be irrisistably desired

I tell my friends im over him, i tell my self im over him....all through the weekend i say that i am over him......then comes monday and it starts all over again

This guy shouldn't have this much control over what i do or dont do....so why does he?

My friend is better than yours, so stick that in your juice box and suck on it!

All is fair in love and war.......
unless your a teenage girl fighting for love in a world full of men just trying to oppress women

Monkeys WILL take over the world....its only a matter of time

Love is like war...
Easy to start,
Impossible to forget

*okay, so this isnt exactly mine, but i like it enough anywayz!*

Bras are like friends....close to your heart, and they give you a lift when needed