My heart belongs to:
What's-his-face.

Go ahead and talk about me;
but I have some advice.
Click your heels together && say
i NEED A LiFE.

Don't drink water;
FiSH HAVE SEX iN iT.

To the sweetest lips I never kissed;
To the warm nights I never cuddled to;
To the softest hands I never held;
I'm so crushed that I never told you.
Baby i'm so CRUSHEd.

It's amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces.

I wish I was as invisible as you make me feel.

Once you love someone, that person is forever a part of you.

The clock is ticking boy; so make your move before she moves on.

OOPS!

Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?!

get over it.

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Darn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this; but not my charizard.