I need love,
I need sex,
I need drugs,
To stop myself from thinking of you.

Your just a waste of time,
I should kill you and be commited of a crime.
I caught you cheating,
now your heart's not beating.

Get High,
Get Drunk,
Get F@cked,
Get life!

Life goes on weither or not you want it to, so you might as well live it to the fullest!

Stop, drop, and roll don't work in hell!!

By: unknown

Any guy can love a thousand girls but only a real guy can love a girl a thousand ways.

by:unknown

Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Your so stupid if I put your brain in a bird it would fly backwards!!

By: my mom