Someone with so much life to live spends their time trying to end it, while someone with so little life to live spends their time trying to safe it.

Get High,
Get Drunk,
Get F@cked,
Get life!

Life goes on weither or not you want it to, so you might as well live it to the fullest!

Stop, drop, and roll don't work in hell!!

By: unknown

Any guy can love a thousand girls but only a real guy can love a girl a thousand ways.

by:unknown

Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Your so stupid if I put your brain in a bird it would fly backwards!!

By: my mom

No matter how many times you try to tear me down I'll always be there with needles and thread to mend your heart as well as mine.