Quotes by lala

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  • Sometimes your best isn't good enough.

    17 years ago
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  • We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I beleive the technical term is 'being an ass'.

    ~Fruits Basket

    18 years ago
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  • ...........I'm sorry, I was too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.

    18 years ago
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  • When Life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Then sell it back to Life for triple the price.

    18 years ago
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  • My roomate's insane. One day I walked into the room and saw him lying on the floor, rubbing his head and moaning. I asked him what happened and he said that he fell. I looked up to see a pair of shoes glued to the ceiling...

    *not mine*

    18 years ago
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  • It's not my fault! The voices MADE me do it!

    18 years ago
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  • If you think I like you for your personality, you've lost it.

    18 years ago
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  • You think I'm dangerous NOW? Just wait until I get this blasted straight jacket off!

    18 years ago
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  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    You hate your life,
    And I hate mine too

    18 years ago
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  • Why do little kids love Santa? They should be AFRAID of him! Think about it! Wouldn't you be scared if you thought an old, fat guy with an oversized gym bag could break into your house?! I would!

    ~my sister & I were talking about this

    18 years ago
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