Sometimes your best isn't good enough. |
We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I beleive the technical term is 'being an ass'. |
...........I'm sorry, I was too amazed by your stupidity to say anything. |
When Life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Then sell it back to Life for triple the price. |
My roomate's insane. One day I walked into the room and saw him lying on the floor, rubbing his head and moaning. I asked him what happened and he said that he fell. I looked up to see a pair of shoes glued to the ceiling... |
It's not my fault! The voices MADE me do it! |
If you think I like you for your personality, you've lost it. |
You think I'm dangerous NOW? Just wait until I get this blasted straight jacket off! |
Roses are red, |
Why do little kids love Santa? They should be AFRAID of him! Think about it! Wouldn't you be scared if you thought an old, fat guy with an oversized gym bag could break into your house?! I would! |