I hate going places on the weekends. It makes the day go by too fast and then I have no time to do nothing....

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You hate your life,
And I hate mine too

You think I'm dangerous NOW? Just wait until I get this blasted straight jacket off!

If you think I like you for your personality, you've lost it.

It's not my fault! The voices MADE me do it!

My roomate's insane. One day I walked into the room and saw him lying on the floor, rubbing his head and moaning. I asked him what happened and he said that he fell. I looked up to see a pair of shoes glued to the ceiling...

*not mine*

When Life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Then sell it back to Life for triple the price.

...........I'm sorry, I was too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.

We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I beleive the technical term is 'being an ass'.

~Fruits Basket

Why do little kids love Santa? They should be AFRAID of him! Think about it! Wouldn't you be scared if you thought an old, fat guy with an oversized gym bag could break into your house?! I would!

~my sister & I were talking about this