In life...the men get the girls..and the boys get the women...

One look...and then whabammm!...you just have to sop look and..AIya!!!...i wanna go home..she's meant to be that way and my pocket's a freakin coward!

Live the life of a normal guy...it won't hurt

The waves comes ang goes a million times a day...ride em..its for free..give thnx to HIm.

Everything i've ever dreamed about lies six feet beneath everything i fear.

The juice is always worth the squeeze.

Are you high?
youre kooool...
but when me high...
me feels like a fool..

Stress smells better in the morning but tastes even better at night.

It's funny when you know you're on the wrong plane that leads to nowhere...but hey...the chicks were great.

Anxiety feeds upon its prey...not taday.