The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug. |
Bush is retarded. |
Dude: Knock, knock. |
Monkeyman: I can't believe you ate a baby. |
Will skate for food. |
Words only hurt if you let them. |
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b!+ch. |
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