Quotes by kelly

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  • The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

    -Mark Twain

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  • Bush is retarded.

    17 years ago
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  • Dude: Knock, knock.
    Blonde Chick: Who's there?
    Dude: Nobody.
    Blonde Chick: Nobody who?
    Dude: ...
    Blonde Chick: Nobody who?!
    Dude: ...
    Blonde Chick: Where did you go?!?!

    17 years ago
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  • Monkeyman: I can't believe you ate a baby.
    fat guy: I was hungry.
    monkeyman: well, that's just cause you're a fat ho.
    fat guy: well, you're still a monkey.

    17 years ago
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  • Will skate for food.

    17 years ago
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  • Words only hurt if you let them.

    17 years ago
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  • Life isn't about pissin off people who make fun of you, makin wars, makin stupid desicions that you'll never learn from and hate.
    Life is about understandin people who reject you, makin babies, makin mistakes that you'll learn from, and love.

    17 years ago
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  • My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b!+ch.

    --Jack Nicholson

    17 years ago
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  • Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

    --Rodney Dangerfield

    17 years ago
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  • You know "that look" women get when they want sex?

    Me neither.
    --Steve Martin

    17 years ago
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