To Love is to see that person more clearer then anyone else.
To be Loved is to let that person see you.
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Bush is retarded.
17 years ago
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Dude: Knock, knock.
Blonde Chick: Who's there?
Dude: Nobody.
Blonde Chick: Nobody who?
Dude: ...
Blonde Chick: Nobody who?!
Dude: ...
Blonde Chick: Where did you go?!?!
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Monkeyman: I can't believe you ate a baby.
fat guy: I was hungry.
monkeyman: well, that's just cause you're a fat ho.
fat guy: well, you're still a monkey.
17 years ago
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Will skate for food.
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Words only hurt if you let them.
17 years ago
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Life isn't about pissin off people who make fun of you, makin wars, makin stupid desicions that you'll never learn from and hate.
Life is about understandin people who reject you, makin babies, makin mistakes that you'll learn from, and love.
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b!+ch.
--Jack Nicholson
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
--Rodney Dangerfield
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You know "that look" women get when they want sex?