Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches
you're going to get or how long it will last

-unknown

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at
you because you're all the same.

-unknown

When they point at me and call me a Loser,
All I do is laugh in their faces and say proudly,
"I might be a Loser, But you still suck eggs at being a Winner." woop. woop.

Can you kiss a dream,

No matter how real it seems?

Break me into little pieces scattered all over the floor,

And maybe I won't love you anymore.

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

-Mark Twain