Quotes by MyCollapse

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  • The man may be the head of the house, but the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head ANY WAY SHE WANTS TO!

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  • Trust takes years to build, but only seconds to shatter.

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  • Only in America:
    We complain about our weight. Then we camp out by Mc.Donalds when the newest meal comes out.

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  • Laughter is the same in every language

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