WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run h ome and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.

-- Craig, age 9

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.

-- Lori, age 8

Stop saying that you care when you don't spend time with me stop saying that i'm perfect when there is no guarantee stop saying that im gorgeous when you can just walk away stop taking my hand when we both know you wont stay.

Don't tell me you still love me if you aren't willing to try to make this work between us

Did you notice you either say "thanks" or "thanks a million" it can only be one of the two you can't just be like "thanks 236"

"what's your favorite movie?"
"i don't have a favorite"
"....what's your second favorite?"

I once got a thank you card that said "Thank You" on the front with a whole bunch of smiley faces. On the inside the person had written "I hate dolphins"

We give flowers to the people we are supposed to like. "hey i like you. here are some flowers. now watch them die" If we gave them to the people we hate we could say"hey here are some flowers watch them die. Ur next"

I went into a library and asked where the mystery books were located. The person just looked at me and said idk...its a mystery.

The silence scares me cause it screams the truth