He gave her 12 roses... 11 real and 1 fake... he says, "i'll love you till the last one dies."

Love is when you take all the passion, emotion and feeling out of the relationship and find that you still care for that person.

Her: What would you rather lose? Your sight, your hearing, or your voice?
Him: My heart. So it won't hurt when I can't see your face, when I can't hear your voice, & when I can't say I love you.

You were everything I was looking for, when I wasn’t even looking

Drink triple, see double, act single

If you were a true GOTH… you’d be dead

Living on a single breath

My knight in shimming armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil

If you’re not wasted, the night is

Happily ever after isn’t free… but I’d pay anything to have it