The grass may be greener on the other side but it's not as hot as the hell i'm in.

When I die I want you to cremate me and put my ashes in a etch-a-sketch so I can talk to you on the other side.

My heart is like a sponge....The more you squeeze the sponge the more water comes out....The more you squeeze my heart the more love comes out for you.

Silence might speak louder then words sometimes but a crowbar to the head will hurt worse.

TRUE LOVE??

She Stole My Heart,
Then Broke It.
So I Took Hers'
And Ate It!!

So, Does True Love Exist??
My Heart Used To Ache
For Hers'....
Now, My Stomach Aches
FROM Hers'!!!

The reason why I love you is so simple
just because your *Y/O\U*

You took me to a marvelous place that I wish not to leave, where time just stands stills and not visible with the naked eye, This is the LOVE you have for me.

A Valentine Card $3.00
A Box of Chocolates $9.00
A Dozen Red Roses $30.00
You being my Valentine PRICELESS!!!!

I asked Santa for you for Christmas...but he said that I coundn't have his ANGEL off the top of his Christmas Tree.

"Why do people live around lies....lies are only infection thats incurable."