I will give you 11 roses.

10 Real and 1 fake...I will love you till the last one dies!!!

My knight in shinning armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil!

If you cant laugh at yourself i will be glad to do it for you!!!

Practice makes perfect but nobodys perfect so why practice!!!

If you get caught staring at least you know that he was staring back!!!

Live a little cause...

You cant be old and wise if...

you werent young and crazy!!!

Men are like mascara they run at the first sign of emotion!!

PLEASE GO AWAY I AM ALLERGIC TO LOSERS!!!

The decision is MAYBE and that is FINAL!!!!

EVERY TEAR I CRY TELLS A STORY AND USUALLY IT IS ABOUT YOU!!