If i could have it all it still wouldnt be enough to replace you!

For you: whenever, where ever, whatever; you got it!

Money, is in your pocket
but love, is in your heart.

Kid: mom am i fat?
mom: yes now get in the car!
kid: but dad said im husky.
mom: that means fat!

p.s. i didnt rite this one, i found it in the newspaper...

A lie isnt a lie unless you regret it.

If i tell you this will you promise not to cry?

----you make me sick------

big baby i told you not to cry!!!!

If you didnt want me to play with fire then why did you make it so fun?

If i spent a day listning 2 wat u said i would have 2 geta lie detector!!!!

I learn something new at skool every day... it just never seems to be from the teachers...

A friendship takes 2 people, this persons out!