What happens if you get scared half to death twice? |
You caught my eye...Can I have it back please? |
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else! |
When the officer says: "Gee son you're eyes look red - have you been drinking?" It's allowable for your own satisfaction to respond: Gee officer your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts? |
In life, only one person gets to shine, so move outta my way, you're blocking my light |
My mother told me not to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself anymore. |
Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself |
Some people get lost in thought because it's such unfamiliar territory |
It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!" It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit!" |
Yeah men were created 1st. |