A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman".

I love it when you look at me because,for 1 second I know I crossed you mind

A friendship is as fragile as glass,if mishandled,it can be broken forever

The walls may crumble,the pictures may fade,but we'll never forget the friends we've made

I have all the answers,but I never said they were right

Wanna get laid?...Crawl up a chickens ass and wait

Love @ first sight is a result of 2 much 2 drink

I was standing there in the park wondering why frisbee's got bigger when they got close....then it hit me

A friend will bail you out of jail,but a true friend would have their ass in there with you saying,that was fun

Don't think yourself as an ugly person.Think yourself as a beautiful monkey