No matter how hard you try you cannot fall of the floor |
I love it when you look at me because,for 1 second I know I crossed you mind |
A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman". |
Yeah men were created 1st. |
It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!" It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit!" |
Some people get lost in thought because it's such unfamiliar territory |
Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself |
My mother told me not to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself anymore. |
In life, only one person gets to shine, so move outta my way, you're blocking my light |
When the officer says: "Gee son you're eyes look red - have you been drinking?" It's allowable for your own satisfaction to respond: Gee officer your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts? |