Love @ first sight is a result of 2 much 2 drink

I was standing there in the park wondering why frisbee's got bigger when they got close....then it hit me

Light travels faster than sound this is why people appear bright until you hear them speak!

I never said i was blaming you...i just said it was your fault

The deed that you ask of me younge fellow isn't easy
And i won't fall for those lines they are far to cheesy

Take my advice
i never use it anyway

Your jelousy is my energy
ever wondered why i am always so hyper

People say that age is just a state of mind.
I say its more about the state of your body!

Don't think yourself as an ugly person.Think yourself as a beautiful monkey

A friend will bail you out of jail,but a true friend would have their ass in there with you saying,that was fun