People say that age is just a state of mind.
I say its more about the state of your body!

Don't think yourself as an ugly person.Think yourself as a beautiful monkey

A friend will bail you out of jail,but a true friend would have their ass in there with you saying,that was fun

I was standing there in the park wondering why frisbee's got bigger when they got close....then it hit me

Love @ first sight is a result of 2 much 2 drink

Wanna get laid?...Crawl up a chickens ass and wait

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?