Love @ first sight is a result of 2 much 2 drink

Wanna get laid?...Crawl up a chickens ass and wait

I have all the answers,but I never said they were right

The walls may crumble,the pictures may fade,but we'll never forget the friends we've made

A friendship is as fragile as glass,if mishandled,it can be broken forever

I love it when you look at me because,for 1 second I know I crossed you mind

A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman".

Yeah men were created 1st.
But don't you always make a rough copy before you make the master piece?

It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!" It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit!"

Some people get lost in thought because it's such unfamiliar territory