Yeah, well...I havn't written poems for awhile, so i might be a little rusty. Next year we're taking a cool poetry class, so i might get some then! |
'Somebody help me!' I scream,
as my whole life is torn at its seams...
We met, in such a funny way;
I took your hat, you didn't know what to say...
Larry the very hairy fairy, he wants to marry...
Then he met Jerry,and now he wants to marry Kerry...
If I said I loved you, what would you say?
Would you say I\'m crazy...
It's like having sex without a condom; it get's the job done but it's not very safe! |
Sex is like air...It's all good until you're not getting any! |
Softball coach at first base: "YOU'RE IN A PICKLE!!! Now what are you going to do?!?!?!" |