Quotes by Twisted

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  • God made man before woman so as to give him time to
    think
    Of an answer for her first question.

    17 years ago
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  • The irony of life is that, by the time
    You're old enough to know your way
    Around, you're not going anywhere.

    17 years ago
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  • Blessed are those who can give without remembering
    And take without forgetting.

    17 years ago
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  • Frustration is trying to find your glasses without
    your glasses.

    17 years ago
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  • Aspire to inspire before you expire.

    17 years ago
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  • Recording:

    I am not available right now but
    Thank you for caring enough to call
    I am making some changes in my life
    Please leave a message after the
    Beep If I do not return your call
    You are one of the changes.

    17 years ago
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  • .:.:.Shes A Stupid Little F-u-c-k Up With Her Stupid Little F-u-c-k-e-d Up Dreams!

    17 years ago
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  • Every Time She Hugged You... Where You Thinking Of Me?

    17 years ago
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  • We Live, We Love, We Die, We Are Forgotten. What Happens Next?

    17 years ago
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  • When Hell Is Full, Will The Dead Walk The Earth?

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