Aspire to inspire before you expire.

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without
your glasses.

Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting.

The irony of life is that, by the time
You're old enough to know your way
Around, you're not going anywhere.

God made man before woman so as to give him time to
think
Of an answer for her first question.

I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error...

Jay Leno: With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country, and with the threat terrorist attacks, Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

Can't You See It When I Look Into Your Eyes...? I Love You

Just When I Thought I Ran Out Of Reasons To Smile..... You Came Along.