Im like a boomerang... throw me away and ill come back and hit you in the f**king eye!!

Im not a retard...
im just a very special girl...

My daughter was going to give you the gift of her virgininity tonight. would you be ever so kind and decline?

Not acknowledging the elephant in the middle of the room is what we do best

Ignorance isnt bliss,
Its stupiditys cousin.

If your not living life on the edge, then your taking up to much room.

Mirrors dont talk and luckly for you they dont laugh either!

You cry,
i cry,
you laugh,
i laugh,
you jump off a cliff,
i laugh even harder!

Talkings just a waste of breath,
and livings just a waste of death

I couldnt come into work today... the voices in my head told me to stay at home and polish my axe...