Im like a boomerang... throw me away and ill come back and hit you in the f**king eye!!

I taught your boyfriend that thing you like...

Call me homework, put my on your desk and do me all night long.

Save more plants... eat a vegan!

Having the love of your life saying you can still be friends is like your dog dying and your mum saying you can still keep it

I couldnt come into work today... the voices in my head told me to stay at home and polish my axe...

Talkings just a waste of breath,
and livings just a waste of death

You cry,
i cry,
you laugh,
i laugh,
you jump off a cliff,
i laugh even harder!

Mirrors dont talk and luckly for you they dont laugh either!

If your not living life on the edge, then your taking up to much room.