Who could ever love a monster like me... What was I thinking

I never matted, you never cared, so let me go out with a big bang! Last one and the bottle is almost done.

Sleep well tonight because I'm gone in the morning when you wake and I know it don't matter because you'll be happy! Goodnight!

Let me help you forget.
Let me help you end it all.
Here's my knife, now slit my throat!

Look to the sky! See that star?
The one that's fading? That's me.
Eventually it will fall just like I have!

A bottle of rum
A 9mm pistol fully loaded
A knife sharpened to the touch
A lighter and gasoline
Your picture

Let's see what happens now

Can I just drop dead now?

Farewell and goodbye

Huh, who would've thought that this is how I'd go out... All I did was stoke a match to smoke a cig and poof! The whole room catches fire... Guess I'll be dancing with death in these flames. Oh well.

Priest: Your body is a temple of god!
Me: Your god does not live here priest!
He's abandoned me just like everyone else!
So stuff your prayers and save your breath!