"If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear."

-Winnie The Pooh

"Grandma Grandma!! The marker won't work.. I think it needs new batteries..."
-My Little Cousin

"Grandpa.. Let me tell you a story about when I was a little kid.."
-My Little Cousin (when she was four years old and my Grandpa was upset that he dropped a piece of toast on the floor)

"Here in Jamaica, we don't drink and drive. We smoke and fly" - my tour guide, Arlene

**actually happened when i went on vacation in Jamaica**