Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like stavving someone then wonder why they are bleeding

Cockiness is confidence without confidence

Dear 'k', You should get arrested for killing conversations

Everyone thinks that it's every girl's dream to find the perfect guy... in reality, it's every girls dream to eat without getting fat

Go stradle a Narwal, you chlorinated gene pool

Friends are like potatoes... If you eat them they will die..

It's about waking up and realizing that at some point in the past we've gone to the toilet and thrown up our dreams without even realizing that society has stuck it's fingers down our throat.

Oh look, a falling star!!
Quick, make a wish and blow it out!

Well Ian, its kinda hard to search any where else. I mean, theres school and there is home and I REALLY dont want to find a boyfriend at my house...

Take note, a wise fish once told the world to, "Just keep swimming"