I thought it couldnt hurt more, but that silly little facebook update that lets the world know you are now single, Well that just tore me apart.

ME: Are you naked?
Ky: I dont know...

HEY! I just heard, a short bus tipped over and I know how you dont like to wear your helmet because its hard to lick the windows. I just wanted to make sure you were okay.

If you are having a bad day, remember, It could be worse: You could be a conjoined twin, with a gay brother, who has a date tonight and you are the only one with a butt hole.

Its such a nice day. I think Ill surprise everyone by not taking my medication.

There is a report of a drunk, naked person riding in a Big Wheel down Main Street. Do you need me to come get you again?

Hey, you! Yeah, you. No, not you.. that other guy. YES! You! Do you like tacos?

Its a Twilight thing. You wouldnt understand.

Im gonna rock his last name!

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?