Dear 'k', You should get arrested for killing conversations

Cockiness is confidence without confidence

I thought it couldnt hurt more, but that silly little facebook update that lets the world know you are now single, Well that just tore me apart.

ME: Are you naked?
Ky: I dont know...

Im not feeling myself tonight. Can I feel you?

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Im gonna rock his last name!

Its a Twilight thing. You wouldnt understand.

Hey, you! Yeah, you. No, not you.. that other guy. YES! You! Do you like tacos?

There is a report of a drunk, naked person riding in a Big Wheel down Main Street. Do you need me to come get you again?