Im gonna rock his last name!

Its a Twilight thing. You wouldnt understand.

Hey, you! Yeah, you. No, not you.. that other guy. YES! You! Do you like tacos?

There is a report of a drunk, naked person riding in a Big Wheel down Main Street. Do you need me to come get you again?

Its such a nice day. I think Ill surprise everyone by not taking my medication.

If you are having a bad day, remember, It could be worse: You could be a conjoined twin, with a gay brother, who has a date tonight and you are the only one with a butt hole.

HEY! I just heard, a short bus tipped over and I know how you dont like to wear your helmet because its hard to lick the windows. I just wanted to make sure you were okay.

ME: Are you naked?
Ky: I dont know...

I thought it couldnt hurt more, but that silly little facebook update that lets the world know you are now single, Well that just tore me apart.

Take note, a wise fish once told the world to, "Just keep swimming"