Well Ian, its kinda hard to search any where else. I mean, theres school and there is home and I REALLY dont want to find a boyfriend at my house...

Oh look, a falling star!!
Quick, make a wish and blow it out!

It's about waking up and realizing that at some point in the past we've gone to the toilet and thrown up our dreams without even realizing that society has stuck it's fingers down our throat.

Friends are like potatoes... If you eat them they will die..

Go stradle a Narwal, you chlorinated gene pool

Everyone thinks that it's every girl's dream to find the perfect guy... in reality, it's every girls dream to eat without getting fat

Dear 'k', You should get arrested for killing conversations

Cockiness is confidence without confidence

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like stavving someone then wonder why they are bleeding