Why don't you just jump off a roof and die a slow and painful death. |
I was like awesome opossum we just hit a opossum and i was like OPOSSUM |
We are the all american ref**cks so don't f**ck with us! |
We like big things and we can not lie when a guy walks in with a itty bitty waste and waves that big thing in your face you get SPRUNG! |
She's getting all up n my grill and i didn't know what to think but tomato |
Hey he might be related to Mr. Darrach |
Never regret anything that had ever once made you smile! |
Don't worry about the people in your past, there is a reason they didn't make it to your future. |