It is a burden and a blessing to die young. a burden because you miss out on so much, a blessing for the same reason.

Computers... Can't live with them, cant live without them... but u can beat them up with a baseball bat.

Wikipedia. The answer to all of life's questions.

You can't be old and wise, if you've never been young and crazy!!! :P

They say that when you talk to God it's called prayer, but when God talks to you its called schizophernia.

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back???

A Stick.. duh.

Don't go near the water until you've learned how to swim...

Think about THAT one. lolz.

Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life???

Life is like playing the piano, first you must learn to play by the book, then you throw away the book and learn to play on your own.

Writing and art are like prostitution, first you do it for love, then for a few close friends, then for money.