You can't be old and wise, if you've never been young and crazy!!! :P

Wikipedia. The answer to all of life's questions.

Computers... Can't live with them, cant live without them... but u can beat them up with a baseball bat.

Dont tell me the sky's my limit, ive seen footprints on the moon!

Im not retarded, i just like licking windows!

Why do we kill people,
Who kill people,
To show people,
That killing people,
Is wrong?????

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, would it be considered a hostage situation????

I have the kind of friends, that if my house was burning down they would be there roasting s'mores and hitting on the hot fireman... and i would be right there with them! lmao. ily chy chy!!!!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "its because your gay isnt it???"

I good friend will bail you out of jail.
But a best friend will be right there beside you saying "That was friggin awsome!!!"