Can a man drown in the fountain of eternal life???

Don't go near the water until you've learned how to swim...

Think about THAT one. lolz.

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back???

A Stick.. duh.

They say that when you talk to God it's called prayer, but when God talks to you its called schizophernia.

You can't be old and wise, if you've never been young and crazy!!! :P

Wikipedia. The answer to all of life's questions.

Computers... Can't live with them, cant live without them... but u can beat them up with a baseball bat.

It is a burden and a blessing to die young. a burden because you miss out on so much, a blessing for the same reason.